USA a phanka mi ca ah Theih-awk

From: Vanthawng Cung <vtcung@yahoo. com> To: Laiforum@yahoogroup s.com Sent: Tue, March 2, 2010 7:15:37 PM Subject: [Lai Forum] US pha'nka mi caah theih awk sawhsawh!     US a phanka mi caah theih awk sawhsawh:     1. Midang hlawh (lah-khah) le kum hal lo ding.   2. Mi naute duh poh in tonghtham le hnamh hman lo ding.   3. Mi inn ah telephone auh hmasa loin kal lo ding.   4. Khuh tik le hathiu (sneezing) tikah banpuam cungah maw, napkin in maw kaa huh ding.   5. Minak pawl theih hngan ah 'nikaru' ti bia chim hrimhrim lo ding. Sal an can lio min asi caah an huat tuk.   6. Theih lomi minung nih innka an kingh tikah on lo ding.   7. Duh poh in mi hmai ah irh lo ding. Cil zong cha'k lo ding.   8. Mi hmai ah pa le pa, nu le nu i kuh lo ding. Baan zong i tlaih lo ding. Hi bantuk a tuah mi cu nu le nu, pa le pa duh a hmangmi (gay & lesbian) ah ruah an si.   9. Mi he i chawnhbiak tikah kut-dong laibawi (middle finger) hman lo ding. Thinhan tik i nehsawh langhternak ca lawngah hmanmi asi.   10. Mi he i chawnh tikah lungtho te le panhlau tein um ding. An mitfalai kha dengteo in zoh ding.   11. Mirang asi mi poh ttih phun in um lo ding.   12. A herhnak zawn ah 911 auh zenh lo ding.   13. Caan upat i zuam zungzal ding.   14. Appointment ngeih tikah a caan tlin hlan deuh ah pha'k khawh i zuam ding.   15. Thianhlimnak biapi ah ruah ding. E'k inn, coka ti bantuk thiang tein chiah peng ding.   16. E'k inn luh dih tikah chaphiat hmang in kut i ttawl peng ding.   17. Nungak dai hman lo ding. Mitsir voikhat zoh kha a za ah ruah ding.   18. Mihrut le pumtlamtling lo nehsawh lo ding. Hmuh tik zongah zoh peng lo ding.   19. Hngakchia le nupi vuak hman lo ding. An theih ahcun thong chungah luh colh asi ko.   20. Kum 13 ri in a tanglei hngakchia anmah lawng kal ta'k lo ding.   21. Ka rim thut ter lo ding. Ha sibawi sinah kum 1 voihnih thianh ding.   22. A rim a nammi rawl le meh chuncaw ah i ronh lo ding.   23. Kum 18 tanglei asi mi nih zu le kuak cawk lo ding.   24. Zurit bu in mawttaw mongh lo ding. DUI i mih khawh asi. DUI cu criminal case asi. Criminal case a ngei balmi cu Green Card le Citizen sawk tikah hnawl piak khawh asi.   25. Rianttuannak le pumhkhawmhnak hmun ah sahdah, khaini le kuva tongh lo ding.   26. Inchungah kuak zuk lo ding. Cozah upadi asi. Na inn asi zongah nangmah nawl asi lo.   26. Mirang he i chawnh tikah theih lomi kha a thei bantuk in um lo ding. Theih mi lawng kha 'Yes' ti ding. Theih lomi cu 'No' ti ding.   27. Rili setpho (beach) kal tik le Ti lionak (swimming pool) kal tik ah pa nih tawhrolh chungnawh he lawng um lo ding. Khup tiang a pha'n mi i hruk ding.   28. Social security number, Bank account number le Medicaid number ti bantuk pawl mi heihter lo ding.   29. Refugee le Asylum status in a ummi nih mi he sik lo khawh chung i zuam ding. Nan i sik sual zongah an tak tongh hrimhrim lo ding. Thinhan buin an tak na tongh ahcun buainak nganpi na tong kho. Na status chuh i kuat khawh na si.   30. 'Thank you' ti le 'Please' ti biafang hi a tam khawh chungin hman i zuam ding.     Siaherhnak he,   Van T. Cung Maryland ================= Life is like a book, everyday is new pages